Not Me Monday: Weekend Fun and Dogs

McMama over at My Charming Kids says it best. . . . I don't think I'll ever be as creative as her in my Not Me posts, but here's my best shot. . .

Friday we most certainly did not end RESET one meal early and did not find our way to the nearest Outback for Alice Springs Chicken and baked potatoes. We didn't wake up Saturday early enough to grab bagels and coffee at Panera, either. Nope, not us.

While Tim played golf, Saturday, I did not enjoy some girly time at a baby shower. It did not intensify the already burning desire inside of me to have a baby of my own. After the shower, I did not take my Memommie to Charming Charlie's for her first look-see. And it was not an experience worthy of its own blog post, either!

Big decisions weren't made this weekend as we didn't celebrate Tim's 30th birthday at all. We didn't enjoy church and I didn't cry during the service. To which, Tim didn't respond, "what in the world did he [preacher] say to upset you?" When I tried to explain, Tim did not say, "It's official; I have the most tender hearted wife on this planet." And I didn't smile. Through tears.

And today? To top off a Not Me Monday? I didn't find one lone tomato on our living room floor upon coming home from work. And I did not realize that three other perfectly good tomatoes just bought yesterday are missing. GONE. I didn't immediately turn to our puppies demanding a good explanation either.

These pups? Definitely did not respond. And that? Ain't a Not Me Monday Statement either, friends.

Not Me Monday

Today I’m going to participate in Not Me Monday. Well, just because I want to! Check out MckMama’s blog for more Not Me Monday happenings. The best one is very possibly The Goodwin Family’s . All I can say is EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

So here goes my first shot at Not Me Monday. . .

I did not successfully pull off a small, intimate surprise dinner for my best friend Friday night at Grits Café. And we did not sip on yummy peach martinis while catching up on everyone’s busy lives. We did not enjoy great shrimp and grits, stuffed chicken, steak, and a delicious birthday dessert!

I did not agree to keep my sister’s wild, seriously hyper maltese this weekend. Saturday, I did not take said hyper dog along with our two dogs to the dog park for some true doggie fun with other dogs, a big creek, and lots of toys. When the dogs were pooped out, I did not load up and get all three dogs home and bathed as quickly as possible.

Tim was not cutting the grass, weeding and edging, and pressure washing the house all while I was frolicking with the dogs.

I did not clean our house top to bottom Saturday afternoon. And Tim did not shampoo the carpets while I mopped.

I did not create a pretty dang yummy chicken dinner, either!

Sunday we did not leave our house way too early to pick up my mom and be in Atlanta for my cousin’s daughter’s baptism. We also did not get to watch my cousin’s husband baptize his precious girl! And it was not touching. Nope. Not at all.

We did not enjoy some Holy Smokes barbeque (Pretty fitting, don't ya think?) with family and friends, and we did not make time for a trip to the Mall of Georgia. I’m so glad, too, because I did not find the most precious dress for Tim’s brother’s wedding!

After this busy weekend, we were not tired at all and did not sleep like babies last night!

I did not spend my Monday lunch break visiting a friend who just had a precious baby boy, and it did not in any way give me a little more baby fever. . . . And that thought did not just send the hubby into a tail spin!

Here’s to my First Not Me Monday! Fun Stuff!